### Keyword Analysis
- Occasion: The weekly "wishing" ritual for a free piece of high-tier loot in the video game *Destiny 2*. This is a moment of hope, anticipation, superstition, and often, humorous disappointment for players. It's a recurring event within the gaming community.
- Tone: The tone is a unique blend of hopeful, humorous, slightly desperate, superstitious, and deeply knowledgeable of the game's specific jargon. It's the language of a dedicated gamer talking to the uncaring gods of Random Number Generation (RNG).
- Recipient: The "recipient" of these wishes is not a person, but the game itself—personified as "RNGesus," the mysterious Ahamkara (wish-granting dragons from the game's lore), or the loot chest itself.
### Invented Categories
1. Prayers to RNGesus for a Blessed Drop
2. The 'Apex Predator or Bust' Manifestos
3. 'Just One More Red Border' Pleas
4. Sarcastic Salutations for When You Get Another Armor Piece
5. Quick Shouts to the Ahamkara Before You Open the Chest
6. When the Wish Comes True: The Victory Cry
Welcome, Guardian. We've all been there. It's that special time of the week. You’ve journeyed to the Dreaming City, navigated to that hidden alcove, and punched in the wish for your free Last Wish weapon chest. For a fleeting moment, anything is possible. A perfect, god-rolled rocket launcher? The final red border you need to craft your dream hand cannon? The potential is limitless.
This weekly ritual is a sacred tradition for any player chasing the best loot in *Destiny 2*. It's a rollercoaster of hope and, let's be honest, frequent encounters with that Age-Old Bond auto rifle you already have ten of. To help you channel your cosmic energy and properly articulate your desires to the loot gods, we’ve crafted this comprehensive list of "wishes" for every possible outcome.
Prayers to RNGesus for a Blessed Drop
For when you need to appeal to a higher power. These are for the moments you feel a little superstitious and need to send a formal request to the god of all loot.
1. Oh, RNGesus, who art in the server, hallowed be thy code. Thy god roll come, thy will be done, in this chest as it is in a raid clear.
2. Dear Lootcifer, I don't ask for much. Just a 5/5 roll with the right masterwork. I've been a good Guardian, I promise.
3. A prayer for my sanity: Please don't let this be another Tyranny of Heaven bow with Dragonfly and Snapshot. I'm begging you.
4. I light this candle and offer this tribute of Glimmer in the hope that you will see fit to bless me with a weapon, not another piece of Reverie Dawn armor.
5. RNGesus, take the wheel. And please, steer it directly towards a weapon with perk combinations that actually make sense.
6. I know I haven't cleared my vault in three seasons, but if you grant me this one perfect drop, I'll finally dismantle those 17 sunset weapons.
7. May my drop rate be high and my disappointment be low. Amen.
8. Bless this drop with a glowing red border, for my pattern progress is weary and my spirit is weak.
9. A simple request: make it usable, make it new, or make it red. That is all.
The 'Apex Predator or Bust' Manifestos
Let's be real, this is what most of us are here for. This rocket launcher is the king of boss damage. Use these wishes to manifest the ultimate DPS machine.
1. All I see is Reconstruction and Bait and Switch. That's it. That's the wish.
2. I am mentally projecting an image of a rocket with an Impact Casing and a Handling masterwork into this chest. Receive my signal.
3. My fireteam is counting on me. My raid boss damage is counting on me. Do the right thing. Give me the Apex.
4. Forget world peace. My one true wish is for a craftable Apex Predator. Then, there will be peace in my loadout.
5. I can already hear the glorious sound of Reconstruction reloading my rocket while it's stowed. Don't take that dream away from me.
6. Think of all the raid bosses that will melt. Think of the glory. Your humble servant only requires one tool for the job: Apex Predator.
7. I don't want a Techeun Force. I don't want a Chattering Bone. I want the big, beautiful, boss-deleting bazooka.
8. This isn't a wish; it's a demand. My inventory has a rocket-launcher-shaped hole in it, and only Apex Predator can fill it.
'Just One More Red Border' Pleas
The crafting grind is real. Sometimes, all you want isn't the god roll itself, but the final piece of the puzzle to build your own. These are the desperate cries of a Guardian stuck at 4/5.
1. Please, I have been stuck at 4/5 on my Nation of Beasts for six weeks. Have mercy. Set me free.
2. This isn't just a chest. This is my chance at freedom from the Deepsight grind. Don't let it be in vain.
3. Red border, red border, red border... if I say it enough, will it come true?
4. I don't even care what weapon it is at this point. As long as it has that beautiful, glowing red frame, I'll call it a win.
5. The Pattern is the only prize that matters. Grant me the knowledge, O Wish-Granter Mine.
6. My Enclave is ready. My alloys are waiting. All I'm missing is your blessing in the form of one final Deepsight weapon.
7. Every week I open this chest, and every week my patterns remain incomplete. Let this be the week the cycle is broken.
8. You know what's better than a god roll? The ability to *craft* a god roll. Please, just one more red border.
Sarcastic Salutations for When You Get Another Armor Piece
It happens to the best of us. You wish for a weapon and get… gloves. Again. This is for managing expectations and finding the humor in inevitable disappointment.
1. Oh, wonderful! A 58-stat roll on a helmet I will never use. Just what I needed to complete my collection of things I will immediately dismantle.
2. Another Age-Old Bond? You shouldn't have. No, really. You should not have.
3. Wow, the Tyranny of Heaven bow. I can't wait to put this right next to the other seven in my vault. They're starting their own society.
4. Thank you for these boots. They will pair perfectly with the crushing weight of my disappointment.
5. I wished for a weapon, and I got a class item. This is the universe's way of telling me I have no class, isn't it?
6. Hooray. More Legendary Shards. I guess, in a way, my wish for something valuable came true.
7. I see. This must be the "wishing for character-building experiences" chest. Noted.
Quick Shouts to the Ahamkara Before You Open the Chest
For when you're in a fireteam chat or Discord call and need a short, punchy line to yell right before you claim your loot.
1. O, Wish-Granter Mine, grant me this boon!
2. Big money, no whammies!
3. Come on, god roll!
4. Red border, red border, RED BORDER!
5. Show me the Apex!
6. Please don't be armor.
7. For the pattern!
8. RNG, be good to me just this once!
9. Let's see that exotic-colored frame! (A reference to a crafted weapon)
10. Do it, you coward! Drop the goods!
When the Wish Comes True: The Victory Cry
For that rare, magical moment when the game actually gives you what you wanted. You have to be ready to celebrate.
1. IT DROPPED! IT ACTUALLY DROPPED!
2. RECONSTRUCTION AND BAIT AND SWITCH! LET'S GOOOOOO!
3. THE GRIND IS FINALLY OVER! I'M FREE!
4. YES! THE FINAL RED BORDER! I CAN CRAFT IT!
5. I would like to thank the Academy, my fireteam, and most of all, the random number generator that finally took pity on my soul.
6. Get in the loadout! You're never leaving!
7. I can't believe it. I am now the proud owner of a perfect 5/5 roll. My life is complete.
### Personalize Your Wish
Remember, the best wishes come from the heart (and a deep understanding of the current meta). Feel free to mix and match these, add your own inside jokes with your fireteam, and develop your own personal rituals. After all, in the grand cosmic game of loot, a little bit of personality and hope is all a Guardian truly has.
May your drops be plentiful and your rolls be god-tier, Guardian.