So, you've made an excellent choice. Gifting the classic *Death Wish* on DVD says you know the recipient has impeccable taste in gritty, no-nonsense cinema. This isn't just any movie; it's a statement—a nod to the golden age of tough-guy action and the legendary Charles Bronson. But what do you write in the card to go along with it?
Finding the right words to accompany a film about a one-man army can be tricky. You want to match the cool, classic vibe of the gift without actually wishing a vigilante lifestyle upon your friend or loved one. Fear not. We've compiled a list of high-impact messages perfect for any occasion, whether it's a birthday, Father's Day, or just a surprise gift for a certified film buff.
My Only "Wish" Is That You Enjoy the Movie
These messages use the film's title for a clever play on words, making it clear your only wish is for their happiness.
1. I had a "death wish" to find you the perfect gift. Hope I succeeded!
2. Forget all your other wishes. This is the only *Death Wish* you need. Enjoy!
3. My only wish for your birthday is that you get to kick back and enjoy a classic.
4. I wish you a happy birthday, and I also got you a *Death Wish*. Seemed appropriate.
5. Hope this gift is everything you wished for... and more.
6. Don't worry, this is the only "death wish" I'll ever give you! Happy Father's Day!
7. Wishing you a fantastic day filled with cake, presents, and a little bit of vigilante justice.
8. I could have wished you well, but I thought showing you well was better. Enjoy the movie!
9. All my best wishes on your special day. And also, *Death Wish*.
For the Vigilante in Your Life
For the person who takes matters into their own hands—whether it's fixing the leaky faucet, grilling the perfect steak, or controlling the TV remote.
1. For the guy who takes justice into his own hands... especially when it comes to the remote control.
2. Happy Birthday to my favorite one-man army.
3. Saw this and thought of you. You've always known how to get the job done.
4. In a world of compromise, be a Bronson. Happy Birthday, you legend.
5. Here’s to the man who always protects his family (from bad movies and takeout).
6. Whether it’s a spider in the bathroom or a wobbly chair, you're the hero we call. Enjoy the film!
7. Happy Father's Day to the original Paul Kersey of our neighborhood.
8. I’m not saying you should get any ideas... but if you do, here’s the instruction manual.
9. For the man, the myth, the legend who always has a plan.
For a Classic Guy Who Appreciates a Classic Flick
These messages celebrate the timeless appeal of both the movie and the man you're giving it to.
1. A classic film for a classic man. They just don't make 'em like you (or this movie) anymore.
2. Some things just get better with age. You're one of them, and so is this film.
3. Here’s a throwback to a time when action heroes didn't need capes. Enjoy the classic!
4. In an era of CGI, here's a reminder of what real grit looks like. Happy Birthday!
5. For a man of great taste, a film of great consequence. Hope you love it.
6. This is from the era of real stunts and real tough guys. Sound familiar?
7. Celebrating you with a true original. Happy Father's Day!
8. I know how much you appreciate the classics, so I had to add this one to your collection.
9. Let's hear it for practical effects, gritty stories, and legendary leading men. Cheers!
Messages That Pack a Punch
Short, witty, and tough-as-nails messages that get straight to the point, just like Bronson himself.
1. Happy Birthday. Now go watch a real movie.
2. Don't get mad, get Bronson.
3. Time to serve up some justice... and some cake.
4. Have a killer birthday.
5. This year, your gift is... payback. Enjoy!
6. I'd say "have a blast," but that feels like an understatement.
7. The party doesn't start 'til Bronson walks in.
8. Consider this your license to chill.
9. You're not getting older, you're getting more dangerous. Happy Birthday.
10. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: watch this movie.
Just a Quiet Night In... No Justice Required
Contrast the on-screen action with the cozy reality of enjoying a movie at home.
1. Hope your evening is significantly more peaceful than Paul Kersey's. Put your feet up and enjoy the show!
2. Popcorn? Check. Comfy chair? Check. A thirst for 1970s-style justice? Check. Enjoy your movie night!
3. Time to turn down the lights, turn up the volume, and let Charles Bronson handle the rest.
4. Warning: May cause an uncontrollable urge to walk dramatically down city streets at night. Enjoy responsibly!
5. No need to clean up the streets tonight. Just clean up your popcorn bowl and enjoy the film.
6. Here’s to a relaxing night in with some not-so-relaxing entertainment.
7. Sit back, relax, and let someone else do all the hard work for a change.
8. The perfect recipe for a great night: a good movie, a comfy couch, and zero bad guys to chase.
### Make It Your Own
No matter which message you choose, the best card is one that feels personal. Feel free to mix and match these ideas or add a specific memory you share about watching movies together. A line like, "Remember watching old action movies at Grandpa's? This one's for you!" can turn a great gift into a perfect one. Now, go make that film buff's day.