A wedding anniversary is a beautiful milestone, a day to celebrate love, commitment, and partnership. And while heartfelt poems and romantic declarations have their place, sometimes the most honest and loving thing you can say is a joke that makes your partner or your favorite couple burst out laughing. After all, what’s the secret to a long marriage if not a shared sense of humor and the ability to laugh at yourselves (and each other)?
If "you're the wind beneath my wings" feels a little too much, you've come to the right place. We've curated a collection of genuinely funny anniversary wishes that celebrate the real, messy, and hilarious side of love. Whether it's for your own spouse or your favorite duo, these messages are for the partners who know that love is grand, but stealing the duvet is an act of war.
For Your Better (and Sometimes Annoying) Half
1. Happy Anniversary to the only person I want to annoy for the rest of my life. I love you!
2. I’m so happy I married you. You’re the person I want to send weird internet videos to in the middle of the night for all eternity.
3. Happy Anniversary! I still can't believe you haven't smothered me with a pillow. Thanks for that.
4. I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. Happy Anniversary, my love.
5. Congratulations on another year of successfully putting up with me. You deserve a medal... or at least a very large pizza.
6. Happy Anniversary! Thanks for being the Rachel to my Ross, the Jim to my Pam, and the one who agrees to order takeout when I don’t want to cook.
7. I knew I loved you from the moment I realized you hate the same people I do. Happy Anniversary, my perfect match.
8. Another year together! Our marriage is mostly just you listening to me talk and me not listening to you snore. It's a perfect balance.
9. Being married to you is like having a permanent sleepover with my best friend. Except now we have bills. Happy Anniversary!
A Toast to Surviving Another Year
1. Well, we made it another year without one of us ending up on a true-crime podcast. I'd call that a win. Happy Anniversary!
2. Happy Anniversary! Let's celebrate the fact that we're still married and haven't sold each other to a circus.
3. Congratulations on defying the odds and staying married for another 365 days. I'm not a betting person, but I'm starting to think you two might actually make it.
4. Marriage is a workshop where husband and wife work together. The husband works, and the wife shops. Congrats on another successful year of your workshop!
5. Another year in the books! They said it wouldn't last, and to be honest, some days *I* said it wouldn't last. But here we are! Happy Anniversary.
6. Cheers to another year of compromise. I compromise by admitting I'm right, and you compromise by agreeing with me. It works!
7. Happy Anniversary! I'm genuinely impressed. I have socks that haven't lasted as long as you two.
8. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Congrats on keeping your eyes wide shut for another year!
For the Couple Who's Still Not Sick of Each Other (Mostly)
1. Happy Anniversary to my favorite couple! May your love be as endless as your laundry pile.
2. To the couple who still makes me believe in love... and the importance of having separate bathrooms. Happy Anniversary!
3. You two are a perfect match. It's weird, but it works. Congrats on another year of your awesome weirdness!
4. Happy Anniversary to the two people who prove that marriage is all about finding that one special person you can irritate for a lifetime.
5. Congrats on another year of being together! It's great to see two people who are just as strange as each other find happiness.
6. You two have been married for so long, you're starting to look alike. Don't worry, it's a good thing! Happy Anniversary!
7. Happy Anniversary! May you continue to love, cherish, and annoy each other for many years to come.
8. I love you guys, but I can’t imagine living with either of you. So glad you found each other!
Short, Punchy & Perfect for a Text
1. I still do. (And you do, too. You're stuck with me!)
2. Happy Anniversary! Thanks for not leaving me for a billionaire. Yet.
3. We're still married? High five! 🖐️
4. You're the best thing I ever found on the internet. ❤️
5. Congrats on passing your annual marriage performance review.
6. I'm not sick of you yet. Happy Anniversary!
7. Happy Anniversary from the best decision you ever made. 😉
8. Still my emergency contact. Love you!
9. Yay, us! 🎉
Sweet with a Side of Sarcasm
1. Happy Anniversary to my husband/wife, who still looks at me the way they look at a freshly delivered pizza.
2. I love you with all my heart... despite the fact that you have the worst taste in television shows. Happy Anniversary!
3. You're the only person I would share my snacks with. That's how I know it's true love.
4. You're the best thing that ever happened to me, right after finding a parking spot right by the entrance. Happy Anniversary!
5. Even after all this time, I’ve never once thought about leaving you. Thinking about it and actually doing it are two very different things. Happy Anniversary!
6. I love you for your personality, but your looks are a huge bonus. Happy Anniversary, you gorgeous human.
7. Happy Anniversary! You're the reason I look at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole.
8. You're my favorite person to lie in bed with and look at my phone next to. Here's to many more years of that!
### A Final Touch
The best funny anniversary wish is one that feels personal. Feel free to take any of these messages and add a specific inside joke, a fond memory, or a reference only the two of you would understand. The goal is to celebrate your unique story with a smile. Now go make them laugh