Welcome, Vault Hunter! If you're here, you know that communication on Pandora and beyond isn't about polite pleasantries. It's about hype, chaos, and the glorious promise of a legendary loot drop. Standard "thinking of you" cards just don't cut it when your primary love language is elemental damage and explosions. And what piece of gear better embodies that beautiful, self-destructive spirit than the Infernal Wish shield from *Borderlands 3*? It's a shield that literally sets you on fire just to help you cause more mayhem.
This guide is for those moments when you need to send the perfect message to your co-op partner, your loot-farming buddy, or that random Psycho who revived you in the nick of time. These "infernal wishes" are crafted in the true spirit of BL3: loud, irreverent, and always ready for a fight. So, lock and load, choose your favorite, and let your friends know you wish them nothing but the absolute best kind of pandemonium.
Wishes for Maximum Mayhem
*For when you just want your fellow Vault Hunter to go out there and blow stuff up. These are all-purpose greetings for celebrating chaos.*
1. May your shields always be on fire and your projectiles always be doubled. Go get 'em!
2. Wishing you a day filled with so many explosions that Mr. Torgue would shed a single, beautiful tear.
3. Hope you find a mob so dense your chain reactions crash the whole server. That's the dream!
4. An Infernal Wish for you: May your splash damage be wide, your ammo be plentiful, and your enemies be conveniently clustered together.
5. Forget peace and quiet. Here’s to a day of red dots on the mini-map and beautiful, beautiful damage numbers.
6. May your Action Skill cooldown be shorter than a Skag's temper.
7. Sending you wishes of crits, procs, and glorious, world-ending anarchy. Have a blast!
8. Don't just break the game, shatter it. Wishing you a truly overpowered day.
9. May you move so fast and cause so much chaos that the Guardians can't even track you.
10. Here's hoping your next fight is less of a battle and more of a "deletion." Pure mayhem awaits.
Greetings for Your Favorite Co-op Psycho
*Perfect for the partner-in-crime who’s always by your side, probably stealing your loot but definitely reviving you.*
1. You’re the Claptrap to my Steve—hey-oooo! Thanks for always having my back, even when we're both on fire.
2. Couldn't ask for a better Psycho to run tandem with. Let's go make some noise and maybe find some loot you don't immediately grab. Maybe.
3. Our friendship is like the Infernal Wish: a little bit painful, constantly chaotic, but results in way more firepower. Wouldn't have it any other way.
4. Ready to go cause some trouble? My trigger finger is getting itchy just thinking about it.
5. To my favorite co-op partner: May our shields stay down and our damage stay up. Let's ride!
6. Thanks for being the one who distracts the Badass while I search the chests. You're a real one.
7. Like a good anointment on a perfect gun, you make everything better. Let's go farm tonight!
8. Some people have best friends. I have a dedicated loot-swiping, skag-punching, Psycho-reviving badass. Let's play soon.
9. Let's get online and turn this planet into our personal shooting gallery. You drive.
10. We're the best team on this side of the galaxy. Now let's go prove it by making something explode.
Loot Drop Manifestations & Good Luck Charms
*The core of the Borderlands experience. Send these to a friend who is deep in the grind, praying to the RNG gods for that perfect drop.*
1. May RNGesus look down upon you and bless you with a god-roll Infernal Wish. You've earned it.
2. Sending you vibes for shiny, golden beams of light. May the world drops be ever in your favor.
3. I have a good feeling about tonight. The Graveward is gonna drop something special, I can feel it.
4. May your next boss fight end in a shower of legendaries, and may none of them be a Woodblocker.
5. This is your official good luck charm. Go farm for an hour. If you don't get at least three good anointments, your next one is on me.
6. Stop searching, start finding. Wishing you a quick and painless farm, my friend.
7. May your Eridium be plentiful and Maurice's Black Market be filled with exactly what you need.
8. I wish you the patience of someone farming for a 94% Sham and the luck of someone who gets it on their first try.
9. Forget what you want, may you get the drop you *need*. With the perfect parts. And the perfect anoint. No pressure.
10. The only thing better than finding an Infernal Wish is finding one for a friend. Good luck out there!
Sarcastic 'Self-Care' Tips from Torgue
*Inspired by the Infernal Wish's self-immolation feature and the explosive wisdom of Mr. Torgue. For the Vault Hunter who loves a high-risk, high-reward playstyle.*
1. SELF-CARE ISN'T ABOUT BUBBLE BATHS! IT'S ABOUT SETTING YOURSELF ON FIRE FOR MORE DAKKA! TREAT YOURSELF!
2. IS YOUR SHIELD TRYING TO KILL YOU? GOOD! THAT MEANS IT'S WORKING! WISHING YOU MAXIMUM SELF-INFLICTED AWESOMENESS!
3. SOME PEOPLE AVOID FIRE. BADASSES LIKE YOU RUN TOWARDS IT! AND THEN ADD MORE FIRE! BE A BADASS!
4. A FRIENDLY REMINDER: IF YOU'RE NOT TAKING A LITTLE BIT OF DAMAGE, YOU'RE NOT DOING ENOUGH DAMAGE! EXPLOSIONS!
5. WISHING YOU A DAY WHERE YOUR HEALTH BAR IS JUST A SUGGESTION AND YOUR DAMAGE OUTPUT IS A LAW OF NATURE!
6. FEELING THE BURN? THAT'S JUST THE FEELING OF PURE, UNADULTERATED POWER! AND MAYBE THIRD-DEGREE BURNS! SAME DIFFERENCE!
7. MAY YOUR SHIELD CAPACITY BE ZERO AND YOUR GUTS BE INFINITE! GO PUNCH A NUKE!
8. YOUR SHIELD ISN'T JUST PROTECTING YOU; IT'S MOTIVATING YOU WITH THE THREAT OF IMMINENT DEATH! HOW'S THAT FOR A PEP TALK?!
9. DON'T FORGET TO HYDRATE! WITH GASOLINE! SO YOU CAN EXPLODE EVEN HARDER! (NOTE: DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS)
10. I WISH YOU SO MANY EXTRA PROJECTILES THAT THE SCREEN IS JUST BULLETS AND FIRE! BECAUSE REASONS!
Short & EXPLOSIVE Texts for Gearing Up
*Quick-fire messages for Discord or text, designed to get your team hyped and ready to drop into the game.*
1. You up? Let's go hurt something.
2. GET ONLINE. LOOT AWAITS.
3. Time to activate Mayhem Mode. You in?
4. My guns are feeling lonely. Let’s fix that.
5. Ready to melt a boss?
6. INFERNAL WISH-ING YOU'D LOG ON ALREADY!
7. The Borderlands call. We must answer.
8. Less talky-talky, more fighty-fighty.
9. Let's go make some bad decisions and get good loot.
10. It’s go time, Killer.
No matter which message you choose, remember that the best ones come from the heart—a heart that’s probably on fire and hungry for explosions. Feel free to tweak these wishes, add an inside joke, or reference a legendary moment from your last gaming session. Now go out there and share the love, Vault Hunter style.