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Standard greeting cards filled with sunshine and rainbows don't always cut it. Sometimes, the occasion calls for something a little darker, a little more mischievous, and a lot more fun. For the friend who dresses in black year-round, the partner who loves horror movies, or anyone with a delightfully devilish sense of humor, a "demons wish" is the perfect way to celebrate, commiserate, or just cause a little chaos.
These messages are for the hellraisers, the goths, the rebels, and the keepers of arcane inside jokes. They trade sweet sentiments for clever curses and heavenly blessings for infernal pacts. So, if you're ready to embrace the shadows and send a greeting that's truly unforgettable, here are over 50 demons wishes, sorted for every diabolical occasion.
Mischievous Birthday Curses
Forget "Happy Birthday." A truly special friend deserves a beautifully crafted birthday curse—one that wishes them a year of delightful mayhem and joyful chaos.
1. On your birthday, may your coffee be eternally hot, your enemies mildly inconvenienced, and your playlist always summon a minor, but danceable, demon.
2. Happy birthday! I've lit a black candle in your honor. The spirits have prophesied a year of questionable decisions and excellent stories. You're welcome.
3. Another year closer to becoming a powerful, ancient entity haunting a dusty library. I’m so proud. Happy Birthday!
4. May your birthday be as legendary as the deal you must have made to look this good at your age.
5. For your birthday, I wish you the patience to deal with fools and the dark energy to quietly vanquish them.
6. Happy Level-Up Day! May you gain +1 to Charisma and unlock the ‘Summon Snacks’ ability.
7. A demon told me it was your birthday. I told them to leave you a gift, so if you find a single, inexplicable sock in your laundry, that was it. Have a great one!
8. Congratulations on completing another trip around the sun! The infernal council is impressed and has granted you another year of tolerable existence.
Greetings from the Underworld (For Any Occasion)
Sometimes you just want to send a note from the abyss. These all-purpose messages are perfect for a thinking-of-you text, a congratulations, or just a random Tuesday.
1. Just a dispatch from the void to say I was thinking of you. Hope your day is filled with less mortal nonsense and more delightful darkness.
2. Heard the good news! The entire infernal host is raising a glass of brimstone in your honor. Keep up the magnificent work.
3. Sending you some chaotic energy today. Use it wisely. Or don't. That's probably more fun.
4. Just wanted to say you're my favorite human. Don't tell the others; they're merely vessels.
5. A little demon bird told me you've been killing it lately. Literally? Figuratively? Either way, I'm impressed.
6. Hope you’re having a hellishly good week.
7. May your spirit be ungovernable and your wi-fi signal strong. A modern demon’s wish for you.
8. I'd sell your soul for a corn chip. Just kidding. I'd sell *my* soul for you. And also a corn chip.
Wishes for Your Favorite Hellraiser (Celebrating Chaos)
This is for the friend who is the agent of chaos, the life of the party, and the one you call to help hide the... well, you know. Celebrate their wonderfully rebellious spirit.
1. To my partner in crime: May your path be paved with good intentions and your detours be wickedly fun. So proud of the beautiful chaos you create.
2. Congratulations on your latest achievement! I love watching you set the world on fire. Metaphorically, of course. Unless...?
3. Never change. The world needs more people who laugh in the face of order and dance on the tables of conformity.
4. Here’s to you, the reason the universe is a little less boring and a lot more interesting. Keep raising hell.
5. So glad I have you to stir up trouble with. Life would be an infernal bore without you.
6. They say "well-behaved people seldom make history." At this rate, they're going to name a whole chaotic era after you. Congrats!
7. Cheers to you for always choosing the most interesting, albeit demonic, path. I’ll always follow you into the dark.
Sympathy for Your Inner Demons (Unconventional Support)
When a friend is going through a tough time, sometimes "I'm sorry" doesn't feel right. Offer support with a touch of dark humor that acknowledges the struggle without empty platitudes.
1. Heard you're wrestling with your demons lately. Let me know if you need someone to hold their legs down. I've got your back.
2. Sorry things are tough. Hope you can give your inner demons a spa day. Even minions of the abyss need a break.
3. Sending you strength to face the horrors of the day. May your demons be quiet and your coffee be strong.
4. Life can be a real monster. Remember you’re a monster, too—a bigger, badder one. You’ve got this.
5. If your demons get too loud, just start singing. It’ll either scare them away or they'll join in, and at least you'll have a choir. Thinking of you.
6. Just checking in. Remember, even the dark lords of old had bad days. This, too, shall pass into legend.
7. Sorry you're going through hell right now. Let me know if you need me to bring snacks and a shovel.
Halloween Hauntings & Hexes
The one time of year when everyone gets to embrace their inner demon. These wishes are perfect for Halloween cards, party invitations, or spooky season texts.
1. May your Halloween be filled with more treats than tricks, and may all your curses be of the fun, temporary variety. Happy Haunting!
2. Hope your Halloween is spooky, weird, and wonderful—just like you.
3. This Halloween, I wish you a night of magic, monsters, and mischief. Let's go stir the cauldron.
4. Forget the ghosts of the past; haunt someone new this year. Happy Halloween!
5. May your costume be terrifying and your candy haul be legendary. Have a wicked good time!
6. The veil is thin, the spirits are restless, and I'm so glad I get to spend the night with my favorite ghoul.
7. A special Halloween hex for you: May your fake cobwebs look incredibly realistic and your pumpkin spice be perfectly balanced.
Pacts & Promises (For Anniversaries & Milestones)
Celebrate a friendship or romantic anniversary with the gravity and permanence it deserves—by framing it as an unbreakable, soul-binding contract.
1. Happy Anniversary! I’m so glad I made a pact with you all those years ago. Being eternally bound to you is my favorite curse.
2. Our friendship is stronger than any curse, more binding than any pact, and way more fun than a standard mortal relationship. Happy Friend-iversary!
3. To another year of our unholy union. I wouldn't want to haunt the mortal realm with anyone else.
4. The contract has been renewed for another year. Please see page 7, section 4, subsection B: "Clause of Endless Affection." Happy Anniversary, my love.
5. I'd let you have my soul, no questions asked. In fact, I think you've had it for a while now. Happy Anniversary.
6. Congratulations on [Number] years! They say time flies when you're raising hell. Here's to many more.
7. Of all the souls in this realm and the next, yours is the one I choose to wander with. Happy Anniversary.
No matter which wish you choose, the most important part is making it your own. Add an inside joke, a specific memory, or a personal sign-off. A message from a demon, after all, should feel personal, a little bit wicked, and straight from the dark, devoted heart.