Every Guardian who has ventured into the Dreaming City and faced the "Last Wish" raid knows the magic of the Wish Wall. A cryptic grid of symbols that, when shot in the right sequence, can bend reality, teleporting your fireteam or granting a shower of glittering rewards. The first fifteen wishes are known, etched into the annals of the community. But what if the Wish Wall could grant any wish? The ones we carry in our hearts through every Strike, Crucible match, and Gambit grind?
Whether you're bargaining with a mythical Ahamkara or just shouting into the void after your fifth duplicate exotic, we've all got a list. Here are the wishes we all *really* want to make at the Destiny 2 Wish Wall, for every kind of Guardian.
Prayers to the RNG Gods
For when you've run the same activity 50 times and that one weapon refuses to drop. These are for you, Master Rahool. Please, be kind.
1. O, Riven of a Thousand Voices, I ask for but one: a god roll Eyasluna with Rangefinder and Moving Target. Is that too much to ask?
2. I wish for my next exotic engram to be the one I don't have, not the sixth pair of Aeon Swift gauntlets this season.
3. Grant me the patience of a player farming for a Vex Mythoclast in Season of the Splicer.
4. I wish that for every blue-quality item that drops in a pinnacle activity, a single Glimmer is removed from the CEO of Bungie's bank account.
5. Let my next raid run drop the raid exotic. Not for my friend who is on their first clear. For me.
6. I wish for weapon patterns to drop at a rate that doesn't make me question all my life choices.
7. May all my future armor drops have spiky stat distributions and never have more than 2 mobility on my Titan.
8. I wish that dismantling a weapon would give me a 1% chance to learn one of its perk patterns.
9. Let the drop rate for Touch of Malice be inversely proportional to the number of times my teammates have died to the blight bombs.
10. I wish to one day feel the joy of getting a perfectly rolled weapon on the very first try, just to see what it's like.
Wishes for a Flawless Fireteam
For every Guardian who has matched with a "blueberry" that tries to melt an Unstoppable Champion with a scout rifle. May your teammates be mighty and their mics be on.
1. I wish for teammates in the strike playlist who know how to pass the orb. You know the one.
2. Grant me a fireteam for Master King's Fall that doesn't need a 20-minute explanation of the Totems encounter.
3. I wish for matchmaking to pair me with people who have already eaten, walked the dog, and said goodbye to their family before starting the raid.
4. May the next blueberry I inspect have a loadout that makes a single lick of sense.
5. I wish for the power to telepathically communicate the phrase "Dude, the Champion is right behind you."
6. Grant my LFG raid team the divine gift of listening to the person assigned to ad-clear.
7. I wish that for every Guardian who leaves a competitive Crucible match, their jump button is disabled for 24 hours.
8. Let my Gambit teammates understand that banking 15 motes is more important than grabbing that 16th one when the enemy invader is already here.
9. I wish for a single, glorious day where no one in my fireteam says "What do I do here?" after we've explained the encounter three times.
10. May all our future raid runs have the clean, efficient energy of a Saint-14 headbutt.
Bargains with the Ahamkara (Lore & Story)
For the lore masters and story enthusiasts who just want answers. O, bearer mine, these wishes carry a heavy price.
1. I wish to know what the Veil *actually* is. I will trade you this slightly used Edge Transit.
2. Bring back Cayde-6. Not as a memory, not as a vision. Just for one more ramen date in the Tower.
3. I wish for a cutscene where Saint-14 and Osiris finally go on a proper vacation. No Vex, no Hive, just two legends enjoying some peace.
4. Let the darkness within my Guardian have a conversation with the light within, and let me be there to hear it.
5. I wish for the true, unredacted history of the Exo program and the Long Slow Whisper.
6. Grant us one mission where we get to fight alongside the Iron Lords in their prime. Saladin, Efrideet, Felwinter... all of them.
7. I wish for a season dedicated to finding out what the Drifter is running from. And what's cooking on that rock he tows.
8. Let me have a single conversation with my Ghost where we can talk about everything we've lost.
9. I wish for a definitive answer on the fate of Empress Caiatl's last tusk.
10. Reveal the true nature of the Nine. I'm willing to trade all my Bright Dust. All of it.
Pleas for the Architects to Chill Out
For every time you've been betrayed by a pebble, a closing door, or the sheer velocity of your own sparrow. These wishes are for the universe's true final boss.
1. I wish for the laws of physics to apply to my enemies as much as they apply to me when I barely tap a wall at high speed.
2. Grant me a buff that prevents me from being killed by my own sparrow exploding.
3. I wish that any Phalanx who boops me off a cliff is immediately teleported to my location to suffer the same fate. Turnabout is fair play.
4. Let there be an invisible cushion at the bottom of every massive fall in the Tower.
5. I wish for a 90% damage resistance to slowly closing doors and rising platforms.
6. May my Guardian learn the simple skill of mantling a ledge without bouncing off it into the abyss below.
7. I wish that the force of a Thresher missile hitting the ground next to me wouldn't send me into low orbit.
8. Grant that my jump momentum is preserved when I get frozen mid-air, instead of just dropping me like a stone.
9. I wish for a formal apology from the Architect responsible for the pistons in the Seraph Shield mission.
10. Let me stub my toe on a crate without taking 99% of my health in damage.
A Guardian's Quality-of-Life Wishlist
For the practical Guardian who knows the game could be just a little bit smoother. These are the wishes that would make our day-to-day lives so much better.
1. I wish for an "Apply to All Armor" button for shaders. I'm begging you.
2. Grant us infinite Vault space. Or at least another hundred slots. Please. I have so many sentimental god rolls.
3. I wish for the cost of a single transmog bounty to be cut in half. My Guardian's fashion is suffering.
4. Let me preview multiple shaders at once to see how they look together before I spend all my Glimmer.
5. I wish that Master Rahool's exotic focusing menu would remember my last selection.
6. Grant us the ability to save and swap entire loadouts—weapons, armor, mods, and subclass—with a single click.
7. I wish for all planetary materials to be automatically picked up in a 20-meter radius.
8. Let us access our Vault from orbit without needing a third-party app.
9. I wish for a firing range in the Tower that lets me test damage numbers on all Champion types.
10. May Banshee-44 finally remember me tomorrow.
### A Wish of Your Own
The Wish Wall may be a relic of the past, but the hopes and dreams of every Guardian are timeless. Take these ideas, mix them, match them, and make them your own. The next time you suffer a bad beat from RNG or get flung into a wall by a Cabal Phalanx, just whisper your own wish into the cosmos. After all, in a world of Light and Darkness, a little bit of hope is the most powerful weapon we have. Good luck out there, Guardian.